Compensation.

Ok. Admittedly that was lame.

I actually do have like 6 pages of posts from Hong Kong I never put up because my internet was all fuzzed out. I will attempt to do so soon.

More importantly, however, is your compensation for the Woody Woodpecker shit. Which is that...

....I got a Wii.


Now how does that benefit you? It really depends.
1) You can come to NYC, Boston, or the Beach House in North Carolina (to which you are all invited, as there are up to 10 spots still open for anyone who is a friend) (no really, you can come. with your friend. or wife. or significant other.) (August 17-22, and it's going to be awesome. some of you have already agreed to come.)
2) You can feel good because I feel good.
3) You can suck it, because I got a Wii. (which benefits you because you'll finally have the opportunity to suck it.)