Step 1: Drink a bottle of wine with a friend.
Step 2: Discuss the plan to chop the book into several pieces.
Step 3: Plan to plan meticulously about how to chop the book based on page numbering, symmetry, and ease of access to footnotes.
Step 4: Reach for the second bottle of wine and get out the cutting board. Wander out to the bedroom to search for the uberprecise eXacto knife.
Step 5: Return to the kitchen and express horror that the friend has opened the book to a random point and started sawing at the spine with a dull kitchen knife.
Step 6: Struggle mightily before simply letting go and resignedly holding a some section or other of the book chosen at random as the sawing continues.
Step 7: Wood glue the spinal wounds - air dry. Packing tape the entire outer "cover" pages and the cover, with additional reinforcement on the spine.
Step 8: Read with ease with only your left hand.
Step 9: Absorb, be baffled, love.
Step 10: Repeat. For 53 days.
4 comments:
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what's going on with your right hand in step 8?
your photo
Inexplicable but to an audience of one:
Greeks are fucking white people. Deal with it.
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