The Myth of the Chinese, is now forever replaced by the Truth of the Indians.
The Indian Council of Medical Research says Indian penises are too short for standard condoms. Condom failure rates in India range up to 20 percent; to figure out why, the council has "just concluded an extensive two-year study of the penis sizes of Indian men." Council researcher: "As per international standards, most condoms are 150 mm to 180 mm in length and 44 to 56 mm in width. But data collected in Mumbai till 2001 showed that 60% of the participants measured 126 to 156 mm in length and 30% between 100 and 125 mm." Translation: Thirty percent of Indian men are 1 inch short, and another 30 percent are 2 inches short.
3 comments:
One of your more intriguing posts. In re your question on Googling, that is my little secret. But the post sounded super smart didn't it. Posting something like that made me feel like a Democrat. It was written by somebody else, I'm not smart enough to understand it, it has no relevance to anything practical, and likely was something that other people have been repeating for the past 40 years with no change for the better. Oops got off topic.
SJ
P.S. Speaking of googling, what search did you google to find an article on Indian penis size?
P.P.S. I find the word "googling" annoying, or possible erotic. Try saying it in a Homer Simpsonesque voice. It sounds dirty. "mmmm googling". I'm not kidding, try it.
P.P.P.S. To all Jay's friends who read this blog, I'm really not insane. I just know that my wasting his blog space is annoying Jay, and he is calling me a stupid Jew. Which in turn shows that Jay is a racist. Which makes me look good, because I have never said a racist statement in my life(especially yesterday).
That's a ridonkulous post.
I am pretty sure that the whole burn on Democrats didn't even make sense.
(And you're only doing this now when I'm 1000 miles away because you're aware that I can't simply manhandle your politics at will and smother out the bursts of rightist enthusiasm as they bubble to the surface.)
And I resent that you think I would call you a "Stupid Jew." As evidenced by my cell phone address book, I think you are a "Super Jew." How quickly you vilify.
P.S. - Try not to use actual names on the blog. Some day my employer, or my senate opponent, or my parents, or YOUR PARENTS (jackass), will find this blog...which I don't want to happen.
Actually, I played a lot of guitar at Freedom in India...but never alone in my apartment unless I was preparing for some sort of lame "performance."
But, I've been listening to a few new artists, and I've gotten the urge to to play their songs in the past few months...and for the first time in 2 years, I picked up my black acoustic to play instead of studying. As soon as the pressure to study ends, however, I'm sadly certain it will disappear back into the dust.
I do want to be back in a band again though. Have either of you decided where you want to practice, if at all? Cuz if you're going to be in New York, I'll totally spend my 3 spare minutes a day playing music. It'll soothe the ulcer, receding hairline, and massive gut I'm sure to develop.
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