White People.

This is why I think white people are ridiculous. Not because I get offended, but because this is the kind've crap that I absolutely guarantee every single Chinese kid in America has had random White People they didn't know do something exactly like this, except to their face without the slightest bit of context. And it's inexplicable. Why do white people take the time out of their day to make kung-fu noises at Chinese kids taking a piss in the bathroom? What possesses a paleface to put his hands together in front if his chest, bow, and speak in a Chinese accent to a complete stranger? And no, I do not know kung fu. And no, I did not pee pee in your coke, strange kid on the sidewalk.

If I slept with your wife, if I stole your pudding cup, if I did better on my math test, or if I even made eye contact with you...ok maybe that's understandable. But I didn't. I'm just near you.

And I guarantee this will happen to me again.

And I don't dislike white people...you just got a disproportionate share of dumb.



...And yes, Virginia, it's always the White ones.