Monday, October 01, 2007

I'm an American, Bitch!

I tried to take a part of the new citizenship test for the US, which is supposed to be too hard.

100% Bitches!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you think it's a fair "test"?

j

ADM said...

No. I feel like it's arbitrary and not useful at all for the purposes of citizenship, since I'm quite certain that a large number of American citizens would get their asses handed to them by this test.

But that doesn't remove the fact that I'm American. Bitch.

Anonymous said...

I rule. 100%. Why? Because I'm a conservative, and conservatives are real Americans. Which is why ADM got 100%, because at heart he is also a conservative, he just hasn't come out of the closet yet. I'm sure JAA got a 22%, because he is a liberal, and not a real American. Note his complaint about the "test". This isn't really a citizenship test, its a test of liberal/conservative. The higher your score, the more conservative you are. Welcome to the Judeo-Christian Moral Upstanding Originalist Side of the table ADM!

RS

ADM said...

I like how your contribution immediately dumbs down the page and everyone who reads it. You're like a Jewish Rush Limbaugh (assuming the world wouldn't explode if such a beast came to be.)

Anonymous said...

Ha, I only got 92%. I never took AP American History.

ADM said...

What did you miss?

Anonymous said...

The year the Constitution was written, and the president during WWI. For some reason I got Wilson mixed up with Truman and thought he was the a-bomb president. Momentary lapse.

ADM said...

Those are not bad. I woulda guessed that the most commonly missed one is how many amendments there are...since so many of them, especially the 27th, are so meaningless and insignificant. (Oooh...women can vote. Yawn.)