DA's Visit.

(The picture will be removed on request because you are the most internet paranoid motherfucker I have ever encountered in my entire life, but just to be clear: my blog is unfindable by search engines and the public and you're a horrible loser if you raise a stink about it. jackass.)

I really should suppose I should comment on DA's spring break trip. But I am also currently sitting in the 11th circle of hell (law student), so I will keep it short.

• Picking up DA in this Benz and managing to fit 2 suitcases and 2 bookbags in the car = Awesome.
• Being called "fag" approximately 30 times every 6 hours = slightly less awesome.
• Introducing DA to like 30 new people and making sure that every single person is made aware that he is 30 years old = super awesome.
  
• Legal Seafoods and 3 cups of chowder in a span of 24 hours = So awesome.
• Skiing on an enormous mountain and taking 20 minutes to get to the bottom = sublime. Except for the burning burning pain in my thighs. oh god the pain.
• Being better than Joey and measuring awesome = you guessed it.

Actually, I'm not going to catalog all of the things we did because now that I think about it....we ended up doing a ton of cool stuff from going to a party near Fenway, eating huge meals after a long day of skiing, recording a video of DA playing "Talk Dirty to Me" on Guitar Hero while he was singing the wrong lyrics, listening to him bitch about being tired and old for a 3 hour car drive, and drinking large amounts of beer. It was, of course, one of the most supremely stressed days I've had this year...which he had the privilege of watching me viciously unleash upon my LLM partner. (I admit, it is pretty awesome to scream at an LLM about how much he sucks as a human being, listen calmly to his sob stories about how his life is falling apart, and pause just long enough to take a breath before telling him that his problems are not my problems.) Also, don't let him convince you that "Gaysian" is a good nickname, or that it's even remotely clever.

Cheers dude.