Saturday, February 07, 2009

Fact.

Fedora's don't work.

Can we all move on now?

11 comments:

Jackhalfaprayer said...

Proving once again that I am a counterexample. Used to rock a fedora and got nothing but compliments. Until I left it at a bar. <---Sorrow.

Anonymous said...

Poor ADM - do you approve of any headwear styles besides this one?

http://www.thecostumer.com/cfwebstore/index.cfm?fuseaction=product.display&Product_ID=674

Anonymous said...

He likes visors.

MPDR

ADM said...

Who is MDPR?

Fine fine, stating bald truths is not helpful. Let me retune:

Adding a fedora to an otherwise normal outfit does not suddenly make you hip.

Maybe I'm not thinking Fedora, maybe I'm thinking something closer to a bowler. The Justin Timberlake nonsense. Not the Indiana Jones.

Anonymous said...

Everybody else seems to go by initials in this blog, so I named myself after the most euphemistic-sounding song title ever: Mango Pickle Down River by M.I.A. It's the new "hotdog down a hallway".

MPDR

Anonymous said...

I'm concerned about your more than passing interest about Justin Timberlake and his headgear styles. Is there something you aren't telling us HJL?

Anonymous said...

WILL YOU STOP USING MY REAL INITIALS ROGER SACHAR?

(if in fact, it is some other random third party transgressor, and not you SJB, I apologize. But to date no one else has done that except you. All the time.)

MPDR: I'm not sure that's supposed to be a euphemism.

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Anonymous said...

Probably not, but I'm taking it as one.

MPDR

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Jackhalfaprayer said...

"Adding a fedora to an otherwise normal outfit does not suddenly make you hip."

indeed.