Edit: Found the video. I hate this shit. Not funny, not interesting, not anything except stupid advertising people not understanding anything.
When you walk into my apartment and glance right, you see my, uh, room. (It's not a family room, because that suggests the existence of other rooms like living rooms, or ) this is what you would see. Um, if you didn't have any peripheral vision whatsoever. You can't tell from this, but there's room for a small desk behind the black couch...and I'm selling this enormous Ikea coffeetable because it's taking up WAY too much space. (should I "decorate" the brick wall or let it remain?)
Here's the reverse view of that room (you can see Perambula hangin on the left. Oh yeah):
So from that perspective, if you turned to the left instead, this is what you would see: the bathroom door on the right, the kitchen (not seen off to the right), and then my bedroom. 
So imagine you just walked straight until you walked past that little pots and pans rack on the left, and then turned to the right. This is what you would see. (Notice the very dangerous collection of magnet supported knives above the sink. And the Wok, you fucking racist.)
Quick break: I just saw another commercial for a KEANU REEVES MOVIE!!!! I have heard that "The Day the Earth Stood Still" was being remade and have also seen random movie posters, but I NEVER EVER thought that Keanu Reeves might be involved. Turns out that I have yet another reason to keep breathing. Here's to hoping it is even half as good as Point Break.
Ok, and we're back. If you were to swivel back to the left, you would look from the kitchen into my bedroom, and see this loveliness. If you can't see any details of the room or the bed...yep...you know exactly who to ask.
Take two steps forward and swivel back and forth...and this is one end of my bedroom with a bookshelf full of cheap VCDs from India...
Ta da! That's all. And all this in the heart of the East Village. Peace bitches.
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The worst commercial of all, all, all, all, ALL ALL ALL ALL FUCK time is the "Saved by Zero" Toyota commercial. I was at my friend's house today for Sunday football, and I went into a fanatically incoherent screaming rage every time that commercial came on...half so I wouldn't be able to hear it, half so they would change the channel to make me stop. Turns out, they hate it as much as I do. I swear to god, every Toyota plant in the WORLD needs to be firebombed because of that commercial.
Above post is only related to your NFL commercials comment, obviously. Also, I attacked a friend today for singing the 5 dollar footlongs song.
Youtubing it now...
Wait, is it THIS one?
http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=s80rqzdvY4Y&feature=related
Do you just hate the theme song? I mean, of all of the STUPID STUPID car commercials that have been made in our lifetimes...this one is pretty unremarkable. I figure it must be the theme song, because of your next comment. But also because I typed in Saved by Zero into YouTube and came across the original song...and the latest post was "the toyota commercial and the subway commercial need to be destroyed!!"
Heh. I'm gonna see if I can find the burger king commercial to post on this one.
On it's own, it's not that bad, but they play it literally every commercial break for the entirety of Sunday football. It's maddening.
I really hope you man up enough to post to this from work on your first day. Otherwise: loser.
Apartment looks good. Where do guests sleep (hint HINT)? We miss NYC...
- h
I'm not getting fired the first day. And guests can sleep on my couch, on an air mattress, and on my bed, because I may be sleeping on my desk. You're welcome to visit anytime dude...visitors are a major perk of living in NY.
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