Friday, September 08, 2006

I WIN!

There has been a distinct memory of mine where I got into a large scale, full on battle of epic proportions at some point last year. The issue? Whether Matthew McConaughey has abnormally short arms. My emphatic arguments were greeted with skepticism and scorn (and probably a mild , but misguided suspicion of homoeroticism)...but today I have prevailed. My good friend Ms. Guy has sent me a link to someone elses blog making the same damned conclusion. And two voices together, both proclaiming the shortness of another man's arms, clearly have the strength to break down city walls and prevail.

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/09/matthew_mcconau.html


Matthew McConaughey has stubby and short arms. Period. * Gavel Bangs *

2 comments:

WUlaw said...

Chink,

If you remember, I agreed with you on the Matthew Mc short arms issue. I am watching the Child abduction episode of South Park. Everytime that guy yells at Mongolians, I am reminded of you. That and the Christmas in Canada episode. Gotta love City Airlines.

RS

P.S. Did you call on the ceiling?

ADM said...

You're a dick. It's not Mongolians. It's Mongorians. Breaking down shitty walls.

Actually, no I didn't call on the ceilin...I was out and about all day taking care of insurance, and stuff.

As for the Short Arms issue, you are correct, but it took much persuading. If you feel so inclined, gloat with me over the unveiling of this freakshow.