Rickshaw.

My professor just referred to an ancient chinese proto-lawyer as "an ambulance chaser. Or I guess a rickshaw chaser."

Drinking: A wine with 15 names on it and I'm not entirely sure which name is which. It is Campo de Boria, Crucillon, Tinto Red Wine 2005. It's a Grenache from Spain. In any case, I'm drunk and I just finished the last half of my International trade class drunk.
I've also drunk an inordinate amount of caffeine-free diet coke in the evenings because I'm sick of water and still want something to drink.