Friday, November 30, 2007

Fat Kid Friday.

I am so unbelievably confused in my classes that I'm on the verge of breakdown. I simply haven't been preparing for class OR taking notes for a variety of reasons...and these are the two most difficult classes I've ever taken. Sweet. Now I will never get a clerkship. I should have applied this year.

Anyway, in honor of my incipient failure, I declare today Fat Kid Friday.

This one is a classic. Fat Hispanic kid falls in water because of his dickhead friend.


This one begins in awe inspiring form. This kid is CRAZY! And it ends...well...you'll see.


One of my all-time favorites. Fat kid interrupted in the middle of making some embarassing nature video getting shot at by paintballs.


This one is not funny. It's disturbing. Not for any particular reason except for the crystal clear proposition that Janice is a total fucking bitch. Fat girl almost falls out of a ride at an amusement park.
Edit:
I changed my mind: this video is actually entirely hilarious. I mean, it's disturbing for how completely shitty Janice is...but the insistent and futile "it hurts...it hurts..." followed by the very last second of "Janice it ain't funny"...yeah, totally hilarious. but still awful. but totally hilarious.

2 comments:

Monica said...

oh my god that last one was horrible

i want to kick janice's ass right now

Anonymous said...

I have to admit I watched that DDR video with mounting horror. I thought it was going to be like the one I saw where a kid ends up stepping wrong and breaking his ankle. Fucking disgusting.