As I mention too often, I am embarking on a mission of not really cutting my hair until after my Post-bar trip when I return to the Street of Walls in a pressed, charcoal, corporate suit and my day job that will keep me working late into the nights.
Anyhow, the fact is, that my hair is now entering massive dildo asian fro phase (or as AT&T/Cingular would term it, Massdilasiaphroase) and I sorta want to make some sort of modification to it so that I can allow it to keep growing without looking like I have a massdilasiaphroase. (Mark my words, this word will survive this post and one day into the OED.)
Anyhow, as possibilities into the future, or maybe just for stasis, I have picked a few pictures of haircuts. They are all the same guy, so you don't get distracted making fun of Asian faces...so I'd like to get your opinion on which or NONE I should start considering. And yes, I am aware that all of the pictures i have chosen are of one asian dude. but...lets be real, right?
...and as request. Please ignore the gay.
This first one is the closest to what I have now. Though I'm not at all sure how he got asian hair to have texture beyond "straightblack". I think I like this one.
Lets not pretend this next one is anything but absurd. I merely want to demonstrate the limited options I have as this race.
This one is possible, but I think a little too short.
Finally, here's my favorite.
P.S. I am also disappointed by how typing the word "Asian" into Google Image search, even for variants on the phrase "Asian Haircut" invariably brings up waves of porn and naked Asian chicks. What the hell (white) guys?
6 comments:
oh my god #4 makes me so happy. please please PLEASE do that one. or try the farrah fawcett #2.
clearly i am just being ridiculous. #3 might be easiest upkeep ...
Why did you put a picture of yourself on this (#4)?
DA
photoshop anyone?
j
Turns out my readership is composed of a bunch of dicks. Thanks.
No one likes 1?
Seriously--yeah 1 or 3 (1 if you want a little longer look).
DA
1 will probably look good but will also make you look like an asshole. Also, even if you get that cut, it probably takes a lot of daily work to maintain that look of artificially casual dishevelment. 3 is not that much different than what I've seen on you in the past, so it's the "safe" one. But 4 is the only real choice here.
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