For those of you who have been here since the very beginning, you probably have some vague recollection of my obsession with Matthew McConaughey and his freakishly short stubby arms.
I remember also getting into debates over whether his arms were, in fact, short. And I was forced to search the internet and movie posters for signs of this genetic abnormality.
I pulled out all the stops, going to every movie poster to point out the fact that his arms always seemed to be doing more than simply having loosely at his side with his fingernails aligned with his belly button. AND STILL...some of you fought me. You said "No, Dude, you're fucking crazy. His arms are normal. They are totally normal"
And I said, "FUCK NO! THEY ARE NOT NORMAL! THOSE ARE STUBBY SHORT ASS ARMS!!"
And so I found one website that corroborated my story.
Well...Ladies and Gentleman...it appears that two things have taken place, this fine Monday evening at 1:43 am. First, I have found my soulmate, whoever it is that made this movie. Second, I am forever vindicated.
And now, I present...a piece of work rivaled only by the Bible itself:
(Bow. Kiss hands. Blow kisses. Accepts Nobel Prize.)
4 comments:
Sorry Jay, you are wrong. It is an optical illusion. The guy works out a lot and this makes his arms look shorter than they should be (I suspect roid abuse). Maybe his reach is an inch or two short for a man of his stature - nothing freakish though.
Love,
Joey
Reality is not an optical illusion.
For that, if I knew how to kill you from here, I certainly would.
Twice.
P.S. What the hell? Joey? What are you doing here? Ah, you must have been on one of your "Google delicious Matthew McConaughey" days.
Manly.
ouch. I read ADM when I get really really bored. It was a slow day on espn.com so here I am. Plus I made my own blog to rival yours this evening. I don't want to give anything away, but let's just say it is awesome.
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