Wait a second. With food like Omaha Steaks, they don't just drop it on your door--someone has to sign for it--otherwise it goes back to the FedEx freezer. So, it probably was one of your neighbors that stole it by signing for you or taking the FedEx slip off of your door and calling for it.
If one of your neighbors begins to smell like steak and ribs, you've caught the culprit.
can't you file a complaint with UPS or something? Even if someone else fraudulently signed for it, it's their responsibility for making a bad delivery, not yours.
Hsien: A lot of shit went down and my Omaha steak order actually went out three days later than initially planned. It seemed like it still should have arrived earlier than it did. Plus, I was hoping to get the meat before I left for Paris so I could eat meet in France without losing my bet.
Incidentally, to the one person I made the bet with...the Omaha steaks arrived before I had my first bite of meat on the plane. So I did not lose the bet. J., you now owe me a steak. Whooooo haaaa
Hey Jae, coincidence, I came home today, and there was a UPS package on my doorstep. It was addressed to 7651 instead of 7611, and was someone else's. Now, if I knew there was some asian kid's steaks in here, I would almost certainly steal it, but instead, I'm going to have to lug this stupid heavy box around the neighborhood and look for the right address.
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They were good! Especially the pork chops!
RS
Wait a second. With food like Omaha Steaks, they don't just drop it on your door--someone has to sign for it--otherwise it goes back to the FedEx freezer. So, it probably was one of your neighbors that stole it by signing for you or taking the FedEx slip off of your door and calling for it.
If one of your neighbors begins to smell like steak and ribs, you've caught the culprit.
DA
UPS. Does that make a difference?
I don't think so.
DA
DA's right -- you have to sign for it, so either someone signed for it or they took it back. Start sleuthing!
can't you file a complaint with UPS or something? Even if someone else fraudulently signed for it, it's their responsibility for making a bad delivery, not yours.
I appreciate all the love and support for the loss of my steaks, chicken, burgers, hot dogs, fish and potatoes (just listing them off upsets me).
I hope I can expect the same support during my first debilitating disease.
...and of course I'll keep you updated.
Also, what kind of jackass makes an expensive mail order with the delivery window within a time he'll be leaving the country for days?
Omaha Steaks? They should call it Omaha Danks! That stuff is great.
D. Albers
Non-D.Albers: Awesome.
Hsien: A lot of shit went down and my Omaha steak order actually went out three days later than initially planned. It seemed like it still should have arrived earlier than it did. Plus, I was hoping to get the meat before I left for Paris so I could eat meet in France without losing my bet.
Incidentally, to the one person I made the bet with...the Omaha steaks arrived before I had my first bite of meat on the plane. So I did not lose the bet. J., you now owe me a steak. Whooooo haaaa
Hey Jae, coincidence, I came home today, and there was a UPS package on my doorstep. It was addressed to 7651 instead of 7611, and was someone else's. Now, if I knew there was some asian kid's steaks in here, I would almost certainly steal it, but instead, I'm going to have to lug this stupid heavy box around the neighborhood and look for the right address.
STOP POSTING AS ME! I INVENTED THE GAG. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN MATERIAL.
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