So, this changes from time to time. I try something, I fail, I try something else, I fail.
Someday, something will not fail.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Working from Home.
I am working from home all day today. I am not leaving my house.
Can anyone remember why?
13 comments:
Anonymous
said...
I'm leaving my McCain support for a new candidate:
http://www.jesusin2008.com/
That's right, I'm voting for Jesus, even though I'm not sure America is ready for a Jewish president. Plus, the president we have now has a famous father, as does Jesus, so what does that tell you? RS
A Mom joke dude? Really? I mean I give you gold in the form of Jesus' candidacy, with so many humorous points you can make... and you come back with a mom joke. Coupled with a dick joke. Wow. Ummm, do you want to do knock knock jokes too? They are the only thing lower on the joke totem pole.
The Jesus in 2008 is just way too straightforward and really doesn't leave much room for jokes because you can't take it seriously enough to make any meaningful crack on it.
It's the political equivalent of "huh huh der der...three boobies huhuhuh!"
1.) I heard Mohammed was going to be his running mate. I guess there aren't going to be many photo op's
2.) I heard Mohammed was going to be his running mate. I even heard they are campaigning at Wash U law because its one of the only places where you can find 70 virgins.
3.) Wow, Jesus for President. Yet another politician who thinks he is g*d's gift to the world.
4.) A carpenter for president? I guess he'll have some great adze. (Please google "adze" at this point - just because you are a tool doesn't mean you know anything about them).
5.) Wow, Jesus for President? Someone whose ascended into heaven still has a better chance than Huckabee.
6.) Wow, Jesus for President? I guess even he couldn't resurrect Hillary's campaign.
2) If you actually just made all of those up by yourself, that's impressive.
3) I hate you.
4) And again, if you did come up with all of those...I'm not clear on how it's possible to be such an irrepressible moron all the while managing to come up with so many still-not-funny, yet clever-enough comments.
5) I never claim to be funny, so you can save that retort.
Of course I came up with all those on my own. # 7 is still my favorite. I'm still laughing at it, even though I may be the only one who gets it. Although giggling randomnly could be the reason why the hot chick in the laundromat was staring at me strangely.
13 comments:
I'm leaving my McCain support for a new candidate:
http://www.jesusin2008.com/
That's right, I'm voting for Jesus, even though I'm not sure America is ready for a Jewish president. Plus, the president we have now has a famous father, as does Jesus, so what does that tell you?
RS
No, I'm sorry Rawjer, but the answer is steak. Steak.
18.90 pounds of meaty goodness, just about the same amount your mom is used to.
A Mom joke dude? Really? I mean I give you gold in the form of Jesus' candidacy, with so many humorous points you can make... and you come back with a mom joke. Coupled with a dick joke. Wow. Ummm, do you want to do knock knock jokes too? They are the only thing lower on the joke totem pole.
I may switch my patronage to Joey's blog.
RS
The Jesus in 2008 is just way too straightforward and really doesn't leave much room for jokes because you can't take it seriously enough to make any meaningful crack on it.
It's the political equivalent of "huh huh der der...three boobies huhuhuh!"
You could do plenty of things:
1.) I heard Mohammed was going to be his running mate. I guess there aren't going to be many photo op's
2.) I heard Mohammed was going to be his running mate. I even heard they are campaigning at Wash U law because its one of the only places where you can find 70 virgins.
3.) Wow, Jesus for President. Yet another politician who thinks he is g*d's gift to the world.
4.) A carpenter for president? I guess he'll have some great adze. (Please google "adze" at this point - just because you are a tool doesn't mean you know anything about them).
5.) Wow, Jesus for President? Someone whose ascended into heaven still has a better chance than Huckabee.
6.) Wow, Jesus for President? I guess even he couldn't resurrect Hillary's campaign.
Happy now?
RS
7.) Upon hearing of Jesus' candidacy, Hillary accused him of plagiarising William Jennings Bryan.
1) Those are entirely Rawjer Sakker jokes.
2) If you actually just made all of those up by yourself, that's impressive.
3) I hate you.
4) And again, if you did come up with all of those...I'm not clear on how it's possible to be such an irrepressible moron all the while managing to come up with so many still-not-funny, yet clever-enough comments.
5) I never claim to be funny, so you can save that retort.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HETAnq5s58g
i post anonymously now just to piss you off.
Of course I came up with all those on my own. # 7 is still my favorite. I'm still laughing at it, even though I may be the only one who gets it. Although giggling randomnly could be the reason why the hot chick in the laundromat was staring at me strangely.
RS
The only thing I can think of is the cross of gold. is that your reference?
Yes. "crucified on a cross of gold". Nice Work. Combined with the hillary plagarism reference. I'm quite pleased with myself.
I'm not quite sure what I think of this:
http://www.motherjones.com/news/featurex/2008/03/torture-playlist.html
Although the song they used to sleep deprive the frat boys was "Self-Esteem" by the Offspring. That should def. be on the list.
i don't know if anyone will get this, but today's xkcd is awesome. (oh shit, wrong blog.)
j
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