Asians. Redux dux.

I remember watching this North Korean video back in college and thinking it was awesome. Only one thing was missing: YouTube Commentary. First comment?

ROCKIN TITSSSSSSSSSSS

In other Asian news, if you have not yet seen the official China Olympic Cheer, here it is. And god does it hurt. Seriously. Loosely translated: [Clap Clap] Lets go! [Clap Clap] Olympics! [Clap Clap] Lets go! [Clap Clap] China!) (Literally Translated: [Clap Clap] Add Gasoline! [Clap Clap] Olympics! [Clap Clap] Add Gasoline! [Clap Clap] China!)

To be perfectly fair, "Add Gasoline" isn't as stupid as it sounds...it's a very common idiom...it just doesn't translate well to English, alongside such gems as "Gate of Heavenly Peace" (Translation: Tiananmen) and "Confucius Say: Rose on Piano not as good as Tulips on Organ" (Translation: Heh.)