God.

If you didn't follow the link that....someone posted...I forgot who, then I highly, highly, highly suggest you go now.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Yes. It is as good as it sounds. Here are some random sentence excerpts from much longer and funnier posts...hopefully to prod you into taking a look.

#75: Threatening to move to Canada.

"Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.
Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere."

#71: Being the only white person around

In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person....

The arrival of the “other white people” to either restaurants or vacation spots instantly means that lines will grow, authenticity will be lost, and the euphoria of being a cultural pioneer will be over.

#67: Standing still at concerts

If you find yourself invited to a concert with a white person, do NOT expect to dance. Prepare yourself for three hours of standing reasonably still. It is also advised to get a beer or (if legal) a cigarette so you have something to do with your hands. Although it is acceptable to occasionally raise one hand and point just above the stage.

#62: Knowing what's good for poor people

#58: Japan

#11: Asian Girls

".... Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybirds that are aestically pleasing, but are very annoying...."