Since the Tard has an enormous new television, contrary to the wishes of girlfriends around the world, I am going to bring my playstation back to St. Louis, even if just to play for 5 minutes, kick SJBs ass, put him in his rightful "_ _ _" place, and eat some Turkey in triumph. (that's me on top. King of the motherfuckin mountain.)
I propose that we play for the drumstick. Anyone else in? (Do you even like drumsticks?)
3 comments:
If you're so confident you can beat me in CoD, then put the drumstick on it. Or whatever part of the turkey you generally find to be your favorite...in which case I will look you square in the eye and feed it to squirrels.
My Dear Mr. Lee,
I accept your challenge for the drumstick. I propose a best of five series while we prepare the turkey. Please be advised that we may need two silver platters, one for the turkey, and the other for your ass when I hand it to you. At some point, we need to discuss arrangements for Thursday. I remain...
Sincerely,
SJ
What arrangements are there to make? Buy all the food, I'll cook some part of it, don't you dare get near the turkey pan with a knife you fucking ---bag, and then you'll cut me a drumstick.
By the way Haubenreich, don't think you can get away with not mailing me my playstation games.
Fucker.
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