I need a professional name, although it may already be too late. Any thoughts? I sorta feel bad throwing my actual name under the bus. I went with my actual name...
Y. Mama
Yo M. Ma
Yo M.
Yo Mama
(P.S. - This past weekend was so fucking awesome.)
Yes, Sarah, I do realize I have now posted my full name on the blog. I will delete this post soon enough.
Edit: Deleted.
13 comments:
1) I hate you for all the romping/eating/hiking fun you had.
2) You should be Damien Souzan (the last name means "flaming" in Persian).
3) Use a middle name. Jay ___ Lee sounds better than Jay Lee. Even just an initial: Jay H. Lee.
4) I'm going with J. Edward Haubenreich (kidding... maybe).
5) Yes, I'm calling you a homo.
But Jay H. Lee isn't really an option, because it would be very confusing.
And what's with all the hostility?
How about Jayson Lee?
DA
P.S. Did you fail the MPRE?
Jae Lee.
1. You could do the whole H.J. Lee. Like Homer Jay (J.) Simpson.
2. You should come up with a middle name. But it has to be really super cool. Because like let's say you pick an S. So your name is Jay S. Lee. And people with ask you what the "S" stands for. And you better be prepared with something badass. Like something in chinese starting with an S that means "Fiery lizard warrior"
3. Just pick a letter, and don't let it mean anything. That's what Harry S Truman did. The S in his name didn't stand for anything. And so he didn't put a period after it. Kinda like my last girlfriend. She didn't get her period either. For like nine straight months. Glad she can't come looking for me, but she has her AP Chem Test coming up.
i don't have a middle name so i hate you for having choices. bitch.
h. jay lee
See -- the idea of a middle name is gaining traction. I agree with anonymous -- make one up, but make up something AWESOME.
awesomo?
j
James Bond.
I'm a little bit surprised actually by how utterly unhelpful the responses have been. Lemme see if I can sum up.
Out of the LIMITED options a,b, or c people chose option:
1) d. I should change my name to Damien Souzan.
2) d. I should change my name to Jayson Lee.
3) d. I should change my name to fiery lizard warrior.
4) d. I should change my name to James Bond.
5) d. I should add a middle name or initial that *doesn't* *exist*, including awesomo.
6) d. I should make my name Korean and go by Jae Lee.
7) c. Responsive to my question by suggesting "H. Jay Lee" preceded by an "I hate you."
i'm so proud of myself for being the only responsive one
Yeah, except for the fact that he doesn't actually have a middle name.
Yeah, and I can't fill in my actual name on so many websites or bubble in forms because there's no hyphens allowed.
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