I just want to point out that the low in Boston today is exactly 3 degrees higher than it is in....
...Anchorage, Alaska.
Boy do I fucking love this town.
(incidentally, my classes are crazy hard, my penchant for inappropriate social drinking during the week is increasing, I'm way out of my league for my journal position, I'm taking on a research assistant job, I have to write a 3L paper, and I'm totally exhausted after one day of class. Love it.)
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notj
SJ's kind of funnny joke that might be offensive but that hasn't stopped me before -
A plane leaves the Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese." "No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence.
"No rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic."
"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Steinberg, no mattah...all same!"
SJ
Hang in there and visit ASAP!!!
Because I am wasting time waiting for the NFL to start, and because my previous bit of humor was more topical than funny, you may like this.... its the moment that Hip Hop died....
http://www.break.com/index/top-that.html
uhhhm. whoa.
j
That's actually a fairly funny joke. Because it's true. And the video is funny because. Oh. My. fucking. god.
How and why did you find that?
Go back and reread my LJ comment to you, fagmotron.
I never reveal my sources.
SJ
P.S. If I ever have magical powers, I am so gonna make you rap like that. Then, I'm gonna go back in time and slap Hitler every day of his life. There is a movie about that I think, but I can't remember the name. Anyone?
The best part is the order in which you would choose to take those actions.
...and I was just called a fagmotron.
wait. hass. What are you talking about?
http://kusoyaro.livejournal.com/816527.html?thread=4321167#t4321167
Oops, copy that whole thing into your browsers.
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