Friday, September 14, 2007

No, YOU'RE a Chump!

Stop using stupid facebook applications. Or at the very least stop using them AT me so I can stop clearing out the multiple notifications I'm getting:

Do not bite ME, Chump!
I will not play zombie.
I am not a virtual vampire.
I will not tell you about your uggo-hood in your honesty box.
I will not play with your virtua bunny. That means no petting, no feeding, no dueling. (I trust you've seen this one? Dueling seems promising....)
I do not want to be compared to your other friends.
Please don't send me your movie quiz.
Don't compare me to your other friends.
I'm fairly sure I don't care where you've been. Because if I do, I already know.
...and no, I certainly don't care about your blog. (Ha!)

If you do find a good application. And it's not designed for 3rd graders. By all means give it a shot.

...and....just for good measure

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha, I'm the same way with apps. But why are you writing this here instead of making it a note on your Facebook? Assrabbit.

ADM said...

Cause that's just feeding the beast. (I don't have a better cut down than assrabbit.)

Anonymous said...

Really facebooks sucks.
Obviously, the people on it
Got way too much free time.
Even when I do read it, I feel
Retarded.

Instead, I suggest you go here:
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/ I wish I would have seen that site a few years back...

DA

Anonymous said...

i don't understand what that website's all about, DA. Good luck contra USC.

Cheers,
j

Unknown said...

Ha, me and my friend were just talking about marryyourdaughter.com last week. I love that website.

Anonymous said...

hey, I did not write the prior post. Who is using my name?

The real DA

(But I do agree that facebook sucks)

ADM said...

HAHAHAHA. Did someone fake post as DA? You...whoever you are....are funny.

But, I'm on this website now...what the hell? Some of the actual, real google ads running down the right side of the page are what makes this site slightly less funny.

Anonymous said...

Read the first letter going down on DA's fake post. I didn't want him to get into trouble. That's the first time ADM ever admitted I was funny.

ADM said...

Ohhh......snap!

Nicely done Joo.

ADM said...

You do have an awful lot of free time though.